Epi-cally

What:  An Epi-Pen, which expired in March of 2002.
Origin:   Allergy to bee stings + love of hiking = preference for carrying epinephrine when in the outdoors.
How long kept:  Probably since 2000 or 2001.
Why kept:   I Might Need It.   It Might Be Useful.  Out of Sight, Out of Mind (more fruits of the medicine cabinets.)
Destination:  To my dentist for safe disposal.

Aargh.